ANTS
will never wear pants

ANTELOPE
if an antelope can, it will
if it can’t, then it cantelope

BEAVER
loves to eat trees
it’s surprising
beavers aren’t bigger

BABOON
invite to dinner a baboon
I’ll be gone by noon

BILGE RAT
in every harbor, a girl
in every man, a bilge rat

BOXER
dog that fights clichés

CAPON
General Custard’s revenge

CAT
invention of the pet food industry
the litter no one wants to talk about

CATFISH
how could something so ugly
live so long
must be a lesson here

CROW
crows walk through fields
too lazy to fly
crows walk through corn
torn pages from a book

COYOTE
underappreciated
North American fast food

COW
before sanitization and pasteurization
only way to keep milk fresh

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