I’m a rat, see?
in a gilded cage
drives me batty
not meant for a life
of mediocrity
fills me with rage
feeding on tidbits
kissed and cuddled
called Sugar Lips

YUUCCCHHH

I gotta get away
I’m so bored
I’d rather be thrown
from the 44th floor
Hey! Whatcha doing?
What did I say?
I didn’t mean it
you can’t treat me this way!

Watch out world!
Sniffy’s being hurled
onto the front page
a big impression
on centre stage
Get his hat and gown
Sniffy’s going to hit the town

What? You’re going to get a cat!
we’ll see about that
call my personal agent
come to an arrangement
spring some sucker from the pound
bring that miserable mutt down
he’ll chew your shoes
slobber around
I swear you’ll miss me
before I hit the ground

Watch out world!
Sniffy’s being hurled
onto the front page
a big impression
on centre stage
Get his hat and gown
Sniffy’s going to hit the town

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