Dogs didn’t use to be so much fun
once they were just regular guys
wore shirts, suits and ties
sweaters, leisure wear, penny loafers
and that was OK, that was all right
but dogs
would run
through hedges streams sewers and puddles
and the dry cleaning bill was enormous
things went from bad to worse
and dogs paid no attention
so dogs lost their shirts
and they had to eat bones (cause they’re cheap)
and they don’t wear clothes (they think it’s a joke)
and because no one pays attention
because no one pays the slightest bit of attention
Dogs have a lot of fun (Uh hunh, Uh hunh)
Dogs have a lot of fun (Uh hunh)

<Jas. Brown it as long as you like>