DOG
invention of the pet food industry
the litter no one wants to talk about

DOLPHIN
smart as a man?
insist it isn’t so

DUCK
makes great cartoon characters
due to innate bad manners

DWEEZIL
little known bug
needs higher profile

ELEPHANT
brain, subject of poetry
trunk, object of curiosity
shit, enormous

EAGLE
on American money
an armed predator

EEL
metaphor

ELK
Loyal Order, or herd,
hard to tell the difference

FENDER BENDER
not necessarily an animal
but can create one

FISH
our national disgrace

FOX
more
than just a piece of tail

FIELD MOUSE
venerable
keeps on surviving

FROGS
builders, you hear them
at night, riveting

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