Everyone wants to fall in love with me.
I know it.
The guy in the lineup
who waved the cucumber at me
and said, I could hit you with this
was really saying he loves me.
All the cars driving north of me
filled with frustrated people
really want to love me.
I feel the same way.
Hello Singh family,
Walter Kropinsky,
Smith and Son,
Merwin, Alpha, Arwan and Priya,
I can’t tell you how,
but I’m love with you.
I’m sure you’d feel the same
though we’ll never meet
If you keep driving that way,
which is to say,
everyone wants to fall in love with me.
The air is filled with people in planes
coming to me and going away,
the oceans are full of boats with people and things
that really want to love me.
Everyone wants to love me.
I want to love them back,
I want to love you, too.
Really, I do.
Pun-aphors
A pigeon flew at me and made me duck.
I was excited by the bow and arrow, but I no longer get that quiver.
I wanted to write an alphabet in a boat, but I floundered at sea.
I got a dog and wanted us to have pet Latin names — he was going to be Canus, but my friend said “You can’t be Sirius.”



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