One man blows out a candle when another man lights it. The man trying to light the candle runs faster and faster away from the man blowing it out, until he cannot light a match.
Several men, wearing padded outfits and blindfolds, walk around the stage swinging large swords that cut though various obstacles that fall and trip them. When they trip they remain on the ground until no one is left upright. They know everyone has fallen when a man shouts out from off stage “Done!
A man wearing women’s underwear folds pants when a woman dressed as a man sneaks up behind him and sexually attacks him.
A woman enters, miming she is swimming, a man follows her, carrying a large glass bowl filled with goldfish. He has a striped straw in his mouth which he uses to blow bubbles in the bowl.
Two women, dressed as men, enter from both sides, aggressively sweeping with large brooms. Another man, dressed as a woman in a Grecian robe, dances between them, scattering sand.
A woman enters right, pulling a long rope. She struggles, crosses the stage, the rope stretching behind her. A man follows her, whipping her with a collection of twigs. He shouts, “Pull! Harder!” She exits left. The rope stretches taut across the stage and still moves. A large wagon appears, pulled by the rope, on it rides the same woman as the Sphinx, wearing a headdress, bare breasted, great mechanical talons extend before her, flex and snap as the rope moves her across the stage, exits left.