Published: 16 February 2026

the Devil called

the Devil called
wants me in Hell
I said, that don’t suit me so well
BTW don’t get me started
last time we spoke
it smelled like you farted

Saint Peter phoned
head to the Pearly Gates
I said,I don’t mean to be an ingrate
but you’ll have to wait
with the wings and things
we’re gonna let it swing

Kali made a visit
stuck out her tongue
I took the invitation to mean
grab and hold on
I still am

Beelzebub
came buzzing by
with all his flies
wearing neck ties
I said, head to other planes
whack you with a swatter
no business here, only slaughter
leave the remains

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
there’s a lot
between Hell and Heaven
some of it profound
some will astound
there’s a lot of Hell
on earth and Heaven
to be won
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, fun

Now
am I good
or am I bad
you decide
I’m inclined
to let it ride

More Poetry:

gravity mocks me

with flying pies in the face
rakes meant for Sideshow Bob
new frost on concrete stairs
ladders not properly secured

everything is a lie, what is love?

everything is a lie; what is a lie?
what can be excused; what must be forgotten?
when the blood is on your hands
the moment you say you’re innocent

poetry is more than a hole

1
you can go to bed and plan
to get up in the morning and dig a hole
and by noon, you can be done
this is not a good recipe for writing a poem

Confession, for Michael Dennis

I’m reading Raymond Carver and thinking of my friend Michael –
not because he recommended Carver, but because
when he’s in his stride, Michael writes like Carver. I call it ‘me
poetry’. I wrote lots of it. Until I got tired of seeing “me” all the time.
Nonetheless, there’s something in the delicacy of Carver’s/ Michael’s ruminations,

two ways to make friends

there are two ways to make friends
you sing together or
you dance together
the only exception are
children

they do both at once

There’s Nothing Like Banana Bread

You may talk about the beauty of Venice,
or you can visit the glories of Rome, but
for me there is nothing better on Earth,
than banana bread made at home.

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