Published: 16 February 2026

the Devil called

the Devil called
wants me in Hell
I said, that don’t suit me so well
BTW don’t get me started
last time we spoke
it smelled like you farted

Saint Peter phoned
head to the Pearly Gates
I said,I don’t mean to be an ingrate
but you’ll have to wait
with the wings and things
we’re gonna let it swing

Kali made a visit
stuck out her tongue
I took the invitation to mean
grab and hold on
I still am

Beelzebub
came buzzing by
with all his flies
wearing neck ties
I said, head to other planes
whack you with a swatter
no business here, only slaughter
leave the remains

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
there’s a lot
between Hell and Heaven
some of it profound
some will astound
there’s a lot of Hell
on earth and Heaven
to be won
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, fun

Now
am I good
or am I bad
you decide
I’m inclined
to let it ride

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He had a spider web tattoo on his elbow,
a holograph of an eye on his lapel,
his complexion was smooth and uneven,
a killer and a scholar, you could tell.

Describe the ripples on a lake

First, disregard the word shimmer.
too rapidly it decays into simmer,
shunner, slimmer, suddenly slum
slam, slammer summer. It will not
stand, it dissolves upon reflection.

oh to be hated

to inspire such a feeling within someone
I must really get under your skin
to think about someone, a lot
whether to know what to do, or not
if anything special will be required
yesterday, I was no one, but today I‘m
someone, because I was chosen by you

The world is so poetic

Leaving the subway station,
the tile floor is bandaged
with hundreds of magazine covers
all featuring Britney Spears,

not enough glue

all the glue on earth
is not enough to hold
this broken heart together
all the brains on earth
are not enough to disprove

My life as snow

I wanted to be electricity,
but I became snow instead.
No medium of communication,
a medium of coruscation.
I lie bright, unblinking in the sun,

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oh to be hated

oh to be hated

to inspire such a feeling within someone
I must really get under your skin
to think about someone, a lot
whether to know what to do, or not
if anything special will be required
yesterday, I was no one, but today I‘m
someone, because I was chosen by you

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