the Devil called
wants me in Hell
I said, that don’t suit me so well
BTW don’t get me started
last time we spoke
it smelled like you farted
Saint Peter phoned
head to the Pearly Gates
I said,I don’t mean to be an ingrate
but you’ll have to wait
with the wings and things
we’re gonna let it swing
Kali made a visit
stuck out her tongue
I took the invitation to mean
grab and hold on
I still am
Beelzebub
came buzzing by
with all his flies
wearing neck ties
I said, head to other planes
whack you with a swatter
no business here, only slaughter
leave the remains
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
there’s a lot
between Hell and Heaven
some of it profound
some will astound
there’s a lot of Hell
on earth and Heaven
to be won
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, fun
Now
am I good
or am I bad
you decide
I’m inclined
to let it ride



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