I asked Artificial Intelligence
to write a poem
in the style of Ward Maxwell.
It worked so well
I’m going to use it again.
I’ll say, “Write a poem by me
but make it a sad one, I like sad ones;”
or,
“Write a poem by me that will make
people abandon themselves to laughter,
the uncontrollable kind that makes them
worry they might wet their pants
or otherwise embarrass themselves;”
or,
“Write a poem by me
about using AI
to write a poem by me
make sure the poem
acknowledges I’m using
AI and make it
full of life.”
Pun-aphors
A pigeon flew at me and made me duck.
I was excited by the bow and arrow, but I no longer get that quiver.
I wanted to write an alphabet in a boat, but I floundered at sea.
I got a dog and wanted us to have pet Latin names — he was going to be Canus, but my friend said “You can’t be Sirius.”



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