RACCOON
strong argument
for inherited character defects
(doomed to rob the moment
they put on the mask)

SHARK
natural tax

STEER
mighty big cow
lotta hamburger on the hoof
looks good enough to eat
can’t wait to kill ya!

UNICORN
legends walk
myths ride unicorns

VOLE
thoroughly obnoxious animal
electric razor with fur

WALRUS
Old Man of the Sea
with gumboots

WOODPECKER
undercover forest spy
always losing its job

X
extinct
more animals than any other letter

YAK
silent herd mentality

ZEBRA
fashionable
even before being discovered

ZOO
another human project

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